Thursday, January 29, 2004
Welcome Back To My World!
I know it's been a long time..... But I was out getting some good shit to talk about. I must first report on last Friday night... (1-23-04)....
So all was well with me, 4 Red Bull and Vodka's before leaving for Lansing's "Dirty" Dollar..... The name holds true, for it really is dirty. Anyhow, I was plastered before even leaving for the bar. You can imagine $60 later, I am almost on the floor... But still having fun dancing with the UGLIEST chicks around.
The afterparty was in full swing at Laurens luxurious apartment in Melrose. The clubhouse of her complex was having an all black party.... Needless to say, once we saw it on the closed circuited tv........ we went.... It was so fun..... Except that whole part of the music stopping and everyone staring at the four of us......So we danced to Chingy like our asses were on fire!
Later that night (actually about 4:30 am) I get this brilliant idea to walk home... I thought there were too many people staying at Laurens, and I wanted to avoid being 'steamrolled', so I started my 2.5 mile walk home. Not such a good idea when its -3 degrees outside...... PLUS I didn't have a jacket.....
I was walking down the street and a cab picked me up, after realizing I had no money, I jumped out of the cab with the other guy that was in there. Smart. I was dropped at Grand River and Hagadorn, which was getting closer to my apt, but still about a mile.
What happened next?
Something even more outrageous!!!!
To be continued tomorrow......
I know it's been a long time..... But I was out getting some good shit to talk about. I must first report on last Friday night... (1-23-04)....
So all was well with me, 4 Red Bull and Vodka's before leaving for Lansing's "Dirty" Dollar..... The name holds true, for it really is dirty. Anyhow, I was plastered before even leaving for the bar. You can imagine $60 later, I am almost on the floor... But still having fun dancing with the UGLIEST chicks around.
The afterparty was in full swing at Laurens luxurious apartment in Melrose. The clubhouse of her complex was having an all black party.... Needless to say, once we saw it on the closed circuited tv........ we went.... It was so fun..... Except that whole part of the music stopping and everyone staring at the four of us......So we danced to Chingy like our asses were on fire!
Later that night (actually about 4:30 am) I get this brilliant idea to walk home... I thought there were too many people staying at Laurens, and I wanted to avoid being 'steamrolled', so I started my 2.5 mile walk home. Not such a good idea when its -3 degrees outside...... PLUS I didn't have a jacket.....
I was walking down the street and a cab picked me up, after realizing I had no money, I jumped out of the cab with the other guy that was in there. Smart. I was dropped at Grand River and Hagadorn, which was getting closer to my apt, but still about a mile.
What happened next?
Something even more outrageous!!!!
To be continued tomorrow......
Thursday, October 30, 2003
Running thru a brick wall.
Failed a test today...... that sucks
Big weekend coming up.. MSU vs. U of M. WOO HOO ..... Everybody whos anybody will be here. I feel bad for you if you wont be. 5 more weeks of school.. can I make it? I hope so...
Failed a test today...... that sucks
Big weekend coming up.. MSU vs. U of M. WOO HOO ..... Everybody whos anybody will be here. I feel bad for you if you wont be. 5 more weeks of school.. can I make it? I hope so...
Monday, October 27, 2003
Opinionated and bitchy......that's me
Everythings not about you..... :)
Weekend was fun.... Went to Spiral's Halloween party... It was entertaining... I didn't win the costume contest.... It was rigged by some ugly drag queen..... so I spent the rest of the night throwing glow sticks at the ugly bitch....
It's ok... I am going on Wed to the Dollar where the Halloween costume contest winner gets $500! I'm so there it's not even funny...... I need money!
I feel so unenergized lately... Is it the weater?? I mean I didn't get out of bed until 1pm today.... I just couldnt.... I had to take my car to get the dent out of it, so now I have a rental... It's a Focus... I have to manually peddle that damn go kart... Plus it makes me look really gay.. I'm not so happy bout it!
This week brings on 4 strenuous tests... I have so much to do and no energy.... Maybe I'll try speed.
Everythings not about you..... :)
Weekend was fun.... Went to Spiral's Halloween party... It was entertaining... I didn't win the costume contest.... It was rigged by some ugly drag queen..... so I spent the rest of the night throwing glow sticks at the ugly bitch....
It's ok... I am going on Wed to the Dollar where the Halloween costume contest winner gets $500! I'm so there it's not even funny...... I need money!
I feel so unenergized lately... Is it the weater?? I mean I didn't get out of bed until 1pm today.... I just couldnt.... I had to take my car to get the dent out of it, so now I have a rental... It's a Focus... I have to manually peddle that damn go kart... Plus it makes me look really gay.. I'm not so happy bout it!
This week brings on 4 strenuous tests... I have so much to do and no energy.... Maybe I'll try speed.
Friday, October 24, 2003
I know I don't write much lately...
I've just been busy going out and making random stories. I have a few to tell. But right now I am in a bidding war on Ebay.... I'll be back......
Damnit I lost... Fuckers.... Let's start with last night. Vanessa, Drew, and I went to X-cel. Fun times, I have taken on this new role as the designated driver... I guess its good for me because I have majorly cut down on my drinking. In the last month I have went out to party probably only 4 nights. That's great for me considering I was going out close to 4 nights a week. I have also taken on eating healthier and less. In the last 3 weeks I have lost 14 lbs. So I'm happy bout that too! :)
My goal is 165 lbs. I just have to stick with it. Last night Vanessa puked all over my floor... She was wasted... I find it interesting that all of her friends are alcoholics... Coincedence? I think not. We met some randoms, and one who "knows of" Steve and I. That made me fell good, because being in a 4 year gay relationship is like winning the lottery...... Nobody you know has ever won, but your sure somebody has to. It comes to shock people when they find out how long we've been together.... Why is that so weird? I mean, don't gay people want the same thing str8 couples want? Stability, monogamy, longevity? I mean you can't be a street slut your whole life.... otherwise your dick will fall off. I know people that are single and want to be in relationships, but where they have failed I have suceeded. I have some tips to share with all of you to improve dating performance.
1) Call once, if they don't return your call, FORGET ABOUT THEM! Don't drag it out, if they were too pussy to tell you they are not interested WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME?
1.5) Don't have your friends call to see if they answer their phone either... THey KNOW IT'S YOU TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM!
2) Don't show emotions within the first couple of months... They will think you're sappy and they'll run the other way.
3) Don't try to make a relationship out of a one night stand. They were doing the same thing you were. Hook up and leave. Admit it, it was just sex, they WON"T be perfect for you. Don't call a one nighter back...EVER!
4)Always seem like you are busy, and make it seem special that you are making time for them. THis will make them think you're really important, and then they'll want to spend more time with you.
5) Stay within your range. Don't make travel plans to go on dates. This just complicates things later. Date within a 20 mile radius. Overnights are fine, but remember those times when you just want them to leave.....
6) Make them get to know your friends.... Friends don't like "secret lovers" that they only hear tidbits about. Plus if they wanna break up with you later, they'll feel even worse because not only are they losing a boyfriend, but also all of your friends too. (This works really well.)
7) Never seem eger. Minimal attention produces maximum results. (Ask Dana)
8) Don't give up the sex within the first month. Bj's and handjobs are ok... you have to give a little tease of whats to come, but NEVER give up the booty.... WAIT! Waiting the first month is crucial... If they tap it, then they will feel as if they "accomplished their mission" and they will move on FAST....
I don't know why gay guys have so much trouble finding love. I think gaysplotation has grounded some of them, you know the millionaire single gay guy dream...... GONE. Now we have boys like Bruce Filanch, Elton John and Pierce Brosnan to dream about. (YUCK) Why can't the REALLY HOT guys be gay? Is this a curse? Like Tom Cruise (maybe he is?), or Robbie Williams...... those boys are yummy.... Damn it!
Well anyways take my advice.... These are tested methods of vital dating tips.... Everyone should follow them...
We are going to a haunted house tonight and to see Scary Movie 3... I'll give my reviews on Monday. All the fagstar workers are going... There will be like 10 of us... Then we'll go get sloshed and sleep all day tomorrow.... There is a Halloween party at Spiral tomorrow night.. We might be attending. God I can't wait till schools out... 14 months to go.. Hallelejuah!
Back to the whole Steve thing, I hope that we are together forever. I couldn't imagine being with anyone else, nor would I want to.... It would just be too weird to not have him around... But we cross paths on some major issues, I want modern furniture, he doesn't, I want us to drive beemers and escalades, he wants pinto's and turismos,I want kids, he doesn't. I want a cat and a dog, he HATES cats..... What's a boy to do?
I say go shop!
I've just been busy going out and making random stories. I have a few to tell. But right now I am in a bidding war on Ebay.... I'll be back......
Damnit I lost... Fuckers.... Let's start with last night. Vanessa, Drew, and I went to X-cel. Fun times, I have taken on this new role as the designated driver... I guess its good for me because I have majorly cut down on my drinking. In the last month I have went out to party probably only 4 nights. That's great for me considering I was going out close to 4 nights a week. I have also taken on eating healthier and less. In the last 3 weeks I have lost 14 lbs. So I'm happy bout that too! :)
My goal is 165 lbs. I just have to stick with it. Last night Vanessa puked all over my floor... She was wasted... I find it interesting that all of her friends are alcoholics... Coincedence? I think not. We met some randoms, and one who "knows of" Steve and I. That made me fell good, because being in a 4 year gay relationship is like winning the lottery...... Nobody you know has ever won, but your sure somebody has to. It comes to shock people when they find out how long we've been together.... Why is that so weird? I mean, don't gay people want the same thing str8 couples want? Stability, monogamy, longevity? I mean you can't be a street slut your whole life.... otherwise your dick will fall off. I know people that are single and want to be in relationships, but where they have failed I have suceeded. I have some tips to share with all of you to improve dating performance.
1) Call once, if they don't return your call, FORGET ABOUT THEM! Don't drag it out, if they were too pussy to tell you they are not interested WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME?
1.5) Don't have your friends call to see if they answer their phone either... THey KNOW IT'S YOU TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM!
2) Don't show emotions within the first couple of months... They will think you're sappy and they'll run the other way.
3) Don't try to make a relationship out of a one night stand. They were doing the same thing you were. Hook up and leave. Admit it, it was just sex, they WON"T be perfect for you. Don't call a one nighter back...EVER!
4)Always seem like you are busy, and make it seem special that you are making time for them. THis will make them think you're really important, and then they'll want to spend more time with you.
5) Stay within your range. Don't make travel plans to go on dates. This just complicates things later. Date within a 20 mile radius. Overnights are fine, but remember those times when you just want them to leave.....
6) Make them get to know your friends.... Friends don't like "secret lovers" that they only hear tidbits about. Plus if they wanna break up with you later, they'll feel even worse because not only are they losing a boyfriend, but also all of your friends too. (This works really well.)
7) Never seem eger. Minimal attention produces maximum results. (Ask Dana)
8) Don't give up the sex within the first month. Bj's and handjobs are ok... you have to give a little tease of whats to come, but NEVER give up the booty.... WAIT! Waiting the first month is crucial... If they tap it, then they will feel as if they "accomplished their mission" and they will move on FAST....
I don't know why gay guys have so much trouble finding love. I think gaysplotation has grounded some of them, you know the millionaire single gay guy dream...... GONE. Now we have boys like Bruce Filanch, Elton John and Pierce Brosnan to dream about. (YUCK) Why can't the REALLY HOT guys be gay? Is this a curse? Like Tom Cruise (maybe he is?), or Robbie Williams...... those boys are yummy.... Damn it!
Well anyways take my advice.... These are tested methods of vital dating tips.... Everyone should follow them...
We are going to a haunted house tonight and to see Scary Movie 3... I'll give my reviews on Monday. All the fagstar workers are going... There will be like 10 of us... Then we'll go get sloshed and sleep all day tomorrow.... There is a Halloween party at Spiral tomorrow night.. We might be attending. God I can't wait till schools out... 14 months to go.. Hallelejuah!
Back to the whole Steve thing, I hope that we are together forever. I couldn't imagine being with anyone else, nor would I want to.... It would just be too weird to not have him around... But we cross paths on some major issues, I want modern furniture, he doesn't, I want us to drive beemers and escalades, he wants pinto's and turismos,I want kids, he doesn't. I want a cat and a dog, he HATES cats..... What's a boy to do?
I say go shop!
Saturday, October 18, 2003
Some people weren't meant to be funny
So last night Vanessa, Steve, and I were invited to go the Connxtions Comedy Club by Jeremy and Kristi (fabulous cute couple) We started off the night at Jambalayas in Lainesberg for dinner. Nasty! I suggest you don't eat there... Everything was spicy..... I mean everything! I searched the menu for the most non-toxic item.... hmm ... found one..... Ceaser salad... How could someone make a Ceaser salad spicy? Much to my shigrin, the fucking lettuce had spices on it... YUCK.... So I picked at it like it was infected with some killer disease.
On to the club. Like always Vanessa is always hella late... So much to noones surprise we are running 15 mnutes behind... We meet everyone at the club, and I'm not kidding a room that could hold 200 people had like 25. So it was important to laugh at the jokes. I mean its kinda rude to not laugh especially in a small audience where the "comedian" can single you out and stare at you for not laughing... That happened... These comedians sucked big balls! And you could totally tell when people started getting drunk because thats when people started laughing.... The club smelled like a grannies attic, and the upkeep on the place was way below average.. The crowd had much to be desired also... All the hillbillies from the surrounding area threw on their Gitano jeans and flannel shirts for a night of fun.. It sucked
We had a nightcap back at Kristi's which proved to be the most fun.. We found out one of the people we know, (cannot say names) was standing in their kitchen and had to fart... When they did they shit their pants.. How funny is that? We laughed for like an hour..... A little catch phrase and we were going home...
Had to work at 8:!5 this morning.... THat really sucks. We were late.... that's some comedy!
So last night Vanessa, Steve, and I were invited to go the Connxtions Comedy Club by Jeremy and Kristi (fabulous cute couple) We started off the night at Jambalayas in Lainesberg for dinner. Nasty! I suggest you don't eat there... Everything was spicy..... I mean everything! I searched the menu for the most non-toxic item.... hmm ... found one..... Ceaser salad... How could someone make a Ceaser salad spicy? Much to my shigrin, the fucking lettuce had spices on it... YUCK.... So I picked at it like it was infected with some killer disease.
On to the club. Like always Vanessa is always hella late... So much to noones surprise we are running 15 mnutes behind... We meet everyone at the club, and I'm not kidding a room that could hold 200 people had like 25. So it was important to laugh at the jokes. I mean its kinda rude to not laugh especially in a small audience where the "comedian" can single you out and stare at you for not laughing... That happened... These comedians sucked big balls! And you could totally tell when people started getting drunk because thats when people started laughing.... The club smelled like a grannies attic, and the upkeep on the place was way below average.. The crowd had much to be desired also... All the hillbillies from the surrounding area threw on their Gitano jeans and flannel shirts for a night of fun.. It sucked
We had a nightcap back at Kristi's which proved to be the most fun.. We found out one of the people we know, (cannot say names) was standing in their kitchen and had to fart... When they did they shit their pants.. How funny is that? We laughed for like an hour..... A little catch phrase and we were going home...
Had to work at 8:!5 this morning.... THat really sucks. We were late.... that's some comedy!
Thursday, October 16, 2003
Thirsty Thursday
Yeah I wanna go to the bar, but I have to work at 8:30 am... How sucky is that?
Yeah I wanna go to the bar, but I have to work at 8:30 am... How sucky is that?
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
The fun NEVER stops!
Let's start today with something positive.... Since I am the ultimate consumer I must tell all of you about something NEW! Crest has this new toothpaste, Cinnamon Rush, it is FABULOUS! It tastes so good I want to eat it out of the tube. I have only found it at Target, but i'm sure others must carry it.
Now about last night.... Fun. I went to X-Cel with Justin, and low and behold Drew was there. We had one of those random almost sober kinda nights. We unfortunately got stuck in some bad conversations, but we saw some new hot strippers... GOod times were had by all. THis one is particular that stands out (speaking of bad conversations not strippers) this guy with a beard and some really ugly makeup on was telling us how he got beat up in East Lansing... Totally boring and we had to bail on him. Justin pointed out this Asian who he said was the one I was fighting with a couple weeks ago.. (See previous journal entries) Well I thought since I acted like such a fool I'd go and apologize. SO I did, but it was the wrong guy.. He was like " Um, I'm sorry but it wasnt me" then I felt like such an asshole. I think Justin was tricking me so I would look like a fool.. I'll get even
So I am getting ready for XMAS and I think I have come up with the ultimate present to myself..... It's something I can't ask anyone for, because they'd probably think I was crazy... but I want a new car horn. It hit me today when an old man almost did. I slammed down on my horn hitting it with ferocious pounding hoping it would amp the volume and intensity. Unfortunately all you could hear was "beep". How annoying. I need a horn that says "FUCK YOU" when I hit it! Not some pansy ass beep. I want it to scare the shit out of the person I am honking at. I was thinking the horn that you see in movies that sounds like a Mexican Calipso dance.... Id type it out but nobody would ever understand it. That would take to long to cycle through so I could pound it again..... but I'm gonna get amplifiers installed under my car to help boost my pussy horn... I'll show them one day.
Let's start today with something positive.... Since I am the ultimate consumer I must tell all of you about something NEW! Crest has this new toothpaste, Cinnamon Rush, it is FABULOUS! It tastes so good I want to eat it out of the tube. I have only found it at Target, but i'm sure others must carry it.
Now about last night.... Fun. I went to X-Cel with Justin, and low and behold Drew was there. We had one of those random almost sober kinda nights. We unfortunately got stuck in some bad conversations, but we saw some new hot strippers... GOod times were had by all. THis one is particular that stands out (speaking of bad conversations not strippers) this guy with a beard and some really ugly makeup on was telling us how he got beat up in East Lansing... Totally boring and we had to bail on him. Justin pointed out this Asian who he said was the one I was fighting with a couple weeks ago.. (See previous journal entries) Well I thought since I acted like such a fool I'd go and apologize. SO I did, but it was the wrong guy.. He was like " Um, I'm sorry but it wasnt me" then I felt like such an asshole. I think Justin was tricking me so I would look like a fool.. I'll get even
So I am getting ready for XMAS and I think I have come up with the ultimate present to myself..... It's something I can't ask anyone for, because they'd probably think I was crazy... but I want a new car horn. It hit me today when an old man almost did. I slammed down on my horn hitting it with ferocious pounding hoping it would amp the volume and intensity. Unfortunately all you could hear was "beep". How annoying. I need a horn that says "FUCK YOU" when I hit it! Not some pansy ass beep. I want it to scare the shit out of the person I am honking at. I was thinking the horn that you see in movies that sounds like a Mexican Calipso dance.... Id type it out but nobody would ever understand it. That would take to long to cycle through so I could pound it again..... but I'm gonna get amplifiers installed under my car to help boost my pussy horn... I'll show them one day.
